The 2,000,000th post game

And by we I mean me.

Dont look at me...

...I haven’t used your credit card since Starbucks started asking for ID.

AND

Boanthropy is a psychological disorder that makes one believe they are a cow.

There is a McDonalds on every continent but Antarctica.

The shape of a Pringle is called a hyperbolic paraboloid.

For real?

THE GREEN MILE:
Tom Hanks/Michael Sullivan

Michael Clarke Duncan/The Kingpin

James Cromwell/Capt. Greg Stacy

Sam Rockwell/Batman, Justin Hammer

TODAY IS LEIF ERIKSON DAY. SUCK IT, COLUMBUS.

81 bottles of beer on the wall,
81 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
80 bottles of beer on the wall.

We’re all going to poop eventually!

Until then, we need money.

Nectarines, corn, and cranberries don’t seem like they go together.

And they don’t.

Well, it’s not Paris...

...but you guys are still young.