The 2,000,000th post game

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN:
Heath Ledger/The Joker

Jake Gyllenhaal/Mysterio

Anne Hathaway/Catwoman

NOVEMBER IS

71 bottles of beer on the wall,
71 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
70 bottles of beer on the wall.

The photos clearly show my client accepting a bribe, but, he either forgot and/or does not choose to remember so...

...do-over, your Honor?

Things are gonna CHANGE around here.

Now, Nicole Ritchie wrote this book...

...and i intend to READ it.

Its that stupid monkey.

It kept me up all night...

...with its incessant THINKING!

AND

The Great Wall of China is held together with sticky rice.

If you've ever tried to remove caked-on rice from the bottom of a pot, you know how strong it can be. While the Great Wall was being built during the Ming dynasty in the 15th and 16th centuries, workers used a porridge made with rice along with calcium carbonate as a mortar to hold the wall's stones together.

Rice is good for years—unless it's brown.

Uncooked white rice will stay fresh and edible for anywhere between 10 and 30 years (depending on how it is stored). But uncooked brown rice has a shelf life of just three to six months because the bran coating will oxidize.

Rice is grown on every continent except Antarctica.

Rice is adaptable, easy to grow, and it has a very high yield, making it a terrific crop to grow anywhere and feed a large population. Just one seed of rice will result in over 3,000 grains.

Rice is big at weddings.

When leaving the wedding ceremony, and after the blessing of the bride and groom, it is traditional in all cultures to throw grains of rice over the heads of the newlyweds in order to wish them prosperity and fertility in the future.