99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one Down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Yes I lied, but in my defense I was trying to get you into bed.
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The truth is:
I never have
I wouldn’t, generally
Once, but it sucked
On a bet which I lost
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And twice w. your sister.
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AND
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The “hashtag” key on your keyboard (#) is called an octotroph.
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The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.
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Alaska law says that you can’t look at a moose from an airplane.
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A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and nobody can figure out why.
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In 1993, the entire city of San Francisco voted about whether a police officer was allowed to carrying a ventriloquist’s dummy called Brendan O’Smarty while on patrol. He was.