The 2,000,000th post game

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13 GOING ON 30:
Jennifer Garner/Elektra

Mark Ruffalo/The Hulk

Brie Larson/Captain Marvel

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TODAY IS

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97 bottles of beer on the wall,
97 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
96 bottles of beer on the wall.

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Im trying to decide between a savings bond and a pot bellied pig.

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Im thinking pig.

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When things get rough you cant cuddle a savings bond.

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That is some fancy lingerie, little man.

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Well then I should double check...

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...you might not be tall enough for the swan boat.

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AND

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Sherlock Holmes NEVER actually said, “Elementary, my dear Watson.”

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Glassdoor discovered that roughly 10% of people had had sex at work.

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Deer can’t eat hay. Why? No idea.

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King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe beside him.

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Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies.