The 2,000,000th post game

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13 GOING ON 30:
Jennifer Garner/Elektra

Mark Ruffalo/The Hulk

Brie Larson/Captain Marvel

TODAY IS

97 bottles of beer on the wall,
97 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
96 bottles of beer on the wall.

Im trying to decide between a savings bond and a pot bellied pig.

Im thinking pig.

When things get rough you cant cuddle a savings bond.

That is some fancy lingerie, little man.

Well then I should double check...

...you might not be tall enough for the swan boat.

AND

Sherlock Holmes NEVER actually said, “Elementary, my dear Watson.”

Glassdoor discovered that roughly 10% of people had had sex at work.

Deer can’t eat hay. Why? No idea.

King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe beside him.

Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies.