The 2,000,000th post game

SERENITY:
Anne Hathaway/Catwoman

Diane Lane/Ma Kent

Djimon Hounsou/The Wizard Shazam, Korath, Black Panther, Papa Midnite

TODAY IS

91 bottles of beer on the wall,
91 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
90 bottles of beer on the wall.

If I had known someday I would need to borrow a dollar for the vending machine from you...

...I never would have said those things about my mother anywhere within earshot of the section Chief I assure you.

apology accepted?

Pal?

Buddy?

Dollar?

AND

There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue

In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.

Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol.

The average sexual experience lasts 37 minutes.