The 2,000,000th post game

My old house I had a lot of plants, like lining the kitchen windows and in the living room, now I don't have any and I can tell the difference.

I should get a plant.

CROOKED HOUSE:
Christina Hendricks/Lois Lane

Terence Stamp/Zod, Stick, Jor El, Pekwarsky

Glenn Close/Nova Prime

TODAY IS

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste, mostly.

You never think...

...today I will be interrupted by someone w. a check from Publishers Clearing House...

...in the middle of a man on man...

...on man...

...on other man Monopoly marathon...

...until 10 minutes after your pants come off and you’ve just rolled a double six.

And

A puddle is a small mass of liquid, usually water, uncontained on a surface.

A puddle can form either in depressions in the surface, or directly upon the flat surface, held together by surface tension.

A puddle is generally considered to be small enough to step over or shallow enough to walk through, and too small to traverse with a boat.

Puddles commonly form during rainstorms, and can cause problems for transport, especially when combined with cold conditions to form patches of ice, which are highly slippery and difficult to see.

While it's fun to put on your rain boots and splash around a bit, puddles get really old really fast. Puddles on the roadway can lead to dangerous hydroplaning, and puddles on walkways and grassy areas render them useless until the rain stops.