The 2,000,000th post game

THE HERO:
Sam Elliot/Caretaker, Gen. Thunderbolt Ross

Kristen Ritter/Jessica Jones

TOMORROW IS

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggie.

Wait...

...you didn’t lose your virginity till you were 14?

And then, only because you fell?

And accidentally sat on a cactus?

Me too!

Man, emergency room nurses are like, the BEST!

And

First record of a hat is in a painting in a cave at Lussac-les-Chateaux in Central France and it dates some 15.000 BC.

It is said that when John Hetherington wore one of the first top hats in 1797 in the streets, he was arrested for scaring the people. He ended up in court and paid 50 pounds sterling.

French Magician Louis Comte was first to pull out a rabbit from a top hat in 1814.

Fedora was named after the Princess Fedora Romanoff from play Fédora by the French author Victorien Sardou, and was originally not meant to be worn by men.

Those who supply men’s hats are called hatters while those who supply women’s hats are called milliners.