The 2,000,000th post game

Verrrry intereshtink... but schtupid.

Who got plowed, this fella. The very first professional I was with contacted me the other day and was in my area and wondered if I fancied a shag, turns out I did.

Lucky you. I haven't had a shag in a while now.

What do you mean professional?

I would like sex to but with covid I'm afraid. Besides I'm looking for a quality I haven't found yet.

I want more *****

obligatory post

No ugh. Who said?

Shouldn't you be opening the Blakemore institute of technology?

Or the Blakemore institute for the criminally insane

Whatever I'm going to go eat my pork-rinds

Mmm pork

I actually have a craving for pizza

Originally posted by rudester
What do you mean professional?

On one of my annual trips to Vegas I wanted to see if I was actually fully into trans-girls or if it was just a passing fantasy, so I acquired the services of the most passable escort I could find, a very lovely black girl with a nice high voice which really helped because if it was deep and masculine I wouldn't have had the nerve.

Ohh I see

Plus I got a good deal because she got stood up, I consider it an absolute win.

Ohh I see so you liberated her

How noble of you to have such virtues

Jack be nimble

Nimble thimble