The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by riv6672

Did you know fortune cookies were not originally from China?

I wish someone would invent narcissistic fortune cookies, like: You will die in ten days for being an *******!

Or Death Note Cookies, inside is a blank strip of paper, write a name and it turns to ashes and then within 24 hours whoever that was dies.

Fear not, the chick in my sig has a huge throbbing cock, her tuck game is infinite.

We wouldn't want to fracture any of those rules you're so fond of.

Personally, I think transgirls should get to play contact sports with females, however I would make one rule change, only the super femme transgirls get to play, anyone with extra muscle mass yer excluded. And they have to be skinny and hot, and have a nice big dick bulge.

I have spoken.

Wth

Was going out for a Valentines Brunch but the weather took a turn for the worse and now it seems I'm spending the day inside.

Perhaps I'll do some baking.

Elevator button

Button your coat

Coat of paint

Paint your room

Room with a view

View askew

Kevin Smith

Granny Smith

Apple

Apple of my eye

Eye ball

Ball and chain