The 2,000,000th post game

Started by rudester52,234 pages

Bullshit!

You tell em, Steve Dave!

All the Texas Only Fans chicks are gettin money for generators and water. lul

1922:
Thomas Jane/The Punisher, Vegan Police

Neal McDonough/Damian Darhk, Dum Dum Dugan, Deadshot, Green Arrow, The Hulk, Firebrand

TOMORROW IS

I started a new job as a tailor last week.

It’s been sew-sew.

I mean, I don’t remember doing it but...

...that’s me in the meme that’s gone viral so...

...I guess I did buy a whole hog, pee on it, prepare it, cook it, pee on it again, put it on a platter, shove an apple in its mouth, then serve it to Sacha Baron Cohen.

And

WE’VE BEEN EATING CHERRIES SINCE THE STONE AGE.

Archaeologists have discovered fossilized cherry pits in prehistoric caves throughout Europe and Asia. The earliest written mention of cherries comes from the Greek author Theophrastus, who inventoried the fruit in his History of Plants in 300 BCE. Around the same time, Diphilus of Siphnos, a Greek author and physician, wrote of cherries’ usefulness as a diuretic.

ROMAN SOLDIERS SPREAD THEM AROUND.

Cherries were part of soldiers’ rations, and as they traveled, the pits they discarded became the trees that proliferated throughout the empire. There was a saying that to find the old Roman roads, all one had to do was follow the wild cherry trees.

THAT STORY ABOUT GEORGE WASHINGTON AND THE CHERRY TREE? NOT TRUE.

Countless Americans know the story: A young George Washington, gifted a hatchet by his father, chopped down a cherry tree. When confronted about the misdeed, he confessed, “I cannot tell a lie!” What many don’t realize is that this tale of honesty is, in fact, a lie. Washington’s first biographer, Mason Locke Weems, came up with the story for the fifth edition of The Life of Washington, which was enthusiastically received by a public desperate for details of the great general and president following his death in 1799. But oddly, Weems never claimed that the tree was cut down. He specifically said that the tree was “barked”—in other words, that Washington removed the tree’s bark with his hatchet. ("One day, in the garden where he often amused himself hacking his mother’s pea-sticks, he unluckily tried the edge of his hatchet on the body of a beautiful young English cherry-tree, which he barked so terribly, that I don’t believe the tree ever got the better of it," Weems wrote.) Only later did this story transform into Washington chopping the tree down.

NOT THE MOST POPULAR.

Cherry pie is considered the fifth popular pie in the U.S., behind apple, pumpkin, pecan and banana cream. At one time, it was against the law to serve ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.

A SONG TITLE, TOO.

The American rock band Warrant recorded a song titled “Cherry Pie” in 1990. The song reached No. 10 on the Billboard Hot 100.