The 2,000,000th post game

ENDER’S GAME:
Hailee Steinfeld/Spider-Gwen

Ben Kingsley/The Mandarin

Viola Davis/Amanda Waller

TODAY IS

Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.

Gentlemen!

Gentlemen please, resume your seats!

Much better. Now, all I’m saying is...

...using Adam Sandler makes sense in this context.

Not because he’s Jewish...

...but because he’s circumcised.

And

The use of simple hammers dates to around 3.3 million years ago according to the 2012 find made by Sonia Harmand and Jason Lewis of Stony Brook University, who while excavating a site near Kenya's Lake Turkana discovered a very large deposit of various shaped stones including those used to strike wood, bone, or other materials.

Around 5000 B.C. Germanic tribes invented the first saw. They nicked small teeth into half moon shaped flints.

The earliest documented flathead screwdrivers were used in the late Middle Ages. They were probably invented in the late 15th century, either in Germany or France.

The credited inventor of the Phillips screw was John P. Thompson who, in 1932, patented (#1,908,080) a recessed cruciform screw and in 1933, a screwdriver for it.

The earliest perforated artifacts, such as bone, ivory, shells, and antlers found, are from the Upper Paleolithic era. Bow drill (strap-drills) are the first machine drills, as they convert a back and forth motion to a rotary motion, and they can be traced back to around 10,000 years ago.