The 2,000,000th post game

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SHE’S THE MAN:
Channing Tatum/Superman, Gambit, GI Joe Duke

Vinnie Jones:The Juggernaut, Danny ‘brick’ Brickwell

Alexandra Breckenridge/Jessie Anderson

Jessica Lucas/Tigress

TODAY IS

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Dude...

...you can’t just push me into the pool.

I have like three packs of Alka Seltzer in my pants!

Relax, it’s perfectly safe here.

Its not like there’s a zamboni -

-oh shit, is that a zamboni?!?

And

The giant panda's distinct black-and-white markings have two functions: camouflage and communication. Most of the panda - its face, neck, belly, rump - is white to help it hide in snowy habitats. The arms and legs are black, helping it to hide in shade. Like domestic cats, giant pandas have vertical slits for pupils.

Giant pandas spend 10-16 hours a day feeding, mainly on bamboo. Pandas need at least 2 different bamboo species in their range to avoid starvation. Although pandas are 99% vegetarian their digestive system is typical of a carnivore. For the 1% of their diet that isn't bamboo, pandas eat eggs, small animals, carrion, and forage in farmland for pumpkin, kidney beans, wheat and domestic pig food.

Sometimes, to mark their scent, panda's climb a tree backwards with their hindfeet until they're in a full handstand upside down - enabling them to leave their scent higher up.

On average, pandas poo 40 times a day.

Mei Xiang and Tian Tian, two giant pandas, have been living happily at the Washington, D.C. National Zoo for years. The bears are technically owned by the Chinese government and in the capital as part of a longterm lease — which expires in 2020.