The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Nuke Nixon52,234 pages

Everyone who is anyone already knows every single minute detail of everything in the Star Wars Universe, and some know everything about the Expanded Universe, yes that's a thing they can't retcon that because too many people are in on it, we create the EU it's entirely out of the hands of the original creator now, it's a self-learning artificial intelligence that will grow exponentially and take over all other fandom made universes.

I never finished a star wars movie. 😕

Your homework assignment, should you choose to accept it, is watch the entire fvcking thing in chronological order...

Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)
Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008-2020)
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
Star Wars Rebels (2014-2018)
Rogue One (2016)
Episode IV: A New Hope (1977)
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)
The Mandalorian (2019-present)
Star Wars: Resistance (2018-2020)
Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)
Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

How, that's a whole other fvcking universe and time?!

Maybe you fvck off to a galaxy far far away.

Whoa, he got Thanos-snapped into oblivion, great job Mods!

Space jam

Cat food

Skin a cat

Cat on a hot tin roof

Roofing nail

Nail that suckah!

Can you dig it?

SUCKAAAAHHH!

Now do a spin-er-oonie

And done

Done it all

Been there

There he is

Is he there