The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Nuke Nixon52,234 pages
Originally posted by Blakemore
It washed away

Steady on soldier.

The solution to not having places deliver out here in the sticks is to hire an assistant just to run my errands and deliver me things.

Best idea ever.

Pauly Shore was iN ENCINO MAN with Brendan Fraser, who was in THE AIR I BREATHE with Kevin Bacon.

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

TODAY IS

All I’m saying is, you didn’t have to use ALL the bananas.
I mean...

...that’s a lot of bananas.
It’s like...

...hey! Are are you...nah, you couldn’t be.
Are you...

...trying to get me to buy more bananas?
Is that your endgame?!?

And

Time Enough at Last, Season 1, Episode 8 is ranked as the fifth best ep. of The Twilight Zone.

Burgess Meredith, who once played The Penguin in the old Batman series, plays a googly-eyed man who has terrible eyesight, but loves reading. Everybody hates him for his intellectualism, but he keeps reading because that’s what he loves to do. But when a giant bomb goes off while he’s in a safe, he finds that he’s probably the last living man on Earth. Loneliness sucks, but at least he has his books. As long as his glasses don’t break, he should be fine for the rest of his life…

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet, Season 5, Episode 3 is ranked as the fourth best ep. of The Twilight Zone.

Everybody’s seen this one. William Shatner (again) is sitting on a plane after coming out of a mental institution, and he sees a gremlin on the wing that nobody else can see. Scares (and funny faces!) ensue.

He's Alive, Season 4, Episode 4 is ranked as the the third best ep. of The Twilight Zone.

A Neo Nazi (seriously) played by Dennis Hopper gets disrespected by pretty much everybody because he’s a loser. But when he has a chance encounter with a shadowy figure who sounds a lot like Hitler (Hint: It is Hitler), the Neo Nazi has a rise, and fall, after hurting somebody very close to him.

Shadow Play, Season 2, Episode 26 is ranked as the second best ep. of The Twilight Zone.

A man who is set to be executed claims that everything that is about to happen is all part of one of his dreams. He also says that he refuses to die again. He proclaims that everybody in the courtroom is just a figment of his imagination, and he tries to convince them that “dying” in his dreams every single night is torture, but nobody believes him.

It's a Good Life, Season 3, Episode 8 is ranked as the best ep. of The Twilight Zone.

A little boy (played by Billy Mumy) has godlike powers, and can basically kill you by just thinking about it. He’s telepathic, so nobody in town can even think negative thoughts about him, because he’ll know. And then he’ll turn them into a jack-in-the-box before he sends them to the cornfield.