The 2,000,000th post game

Get a room, you're both retarded for each other.

You tease

I am an absolute grandmaster tease, I can have you right on the edge for hours...

and then nothing.

Ok.

U wot m8

Ordered a new AC unit and the f uckers got a delivery delay, their truck musta hit a deer or something, dumb asses!

Back porch

Porch swing

Swing, batter batter

You cannot cannot cannot

Suh-WING, batter batter

Pancake batter

No, not waffles

Pancakes, please

Please pass the jelly

Jelly belly

Belly button

Push the button

Button your lip

Lip balm