The 2,000,000th post game

I'm disappointed that Barry didn't admit to having a transgender wife, it would have done a lot for the community.

Barry Glickman

Elden Ring trailer was bonkers.

Fatty Arbuckle was in A SUSPENDED ORDEAL with Minta Durfee, who was in BELOVED INFIDEL with Elliott Gould, who was in THE BIG PICTURE with Kevin Bacon.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved.

TODAY IS

I really never saw the point in holding the elevator for someone.

I mean, it’s all about evolution.
It’s why t-Rex fossils clearly show them to have short arms….

…cuz you aren’t supposed to hold the elevator, and t-rexes knew that.

And

Out of all colors, there are no black roses. What might sometimes be referred to as a black rose is actually a dark red rose. A good example is “The Black Rose of Turkey”, is a breed that appears pitch-black to the eye, but is actually has a dark reddish-crimson color.

Why are roses red and violets blue? ... Flower colors of red, pink, blue and purple come mainly from the pigments called anthocyanins, which are in the class of chemicals called flavanoids (what gives plants their color).

43 percent of all fresh cut flowers purchased as Valentine's Day gifts are red roses. Another 29 percent of the roses that consumers purchase on this holiday are colors other than red. Although women generally expect to receive red roses on this special day, purple roses say, “I will always love you.”

And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew. A nursery rhyme significantly closer to the modern cliché Valentine's Day poem can be found in Gammer Gurton's Garland, a 1784 collection of English nursery rhymes: The rose is red, the violet's blue, The honey's sweet, and so are you.

A rose typically contains 20 to 40 petals, depending on the variety, so one rose can yield 1 to 2 cups of petals. A single pack of red rose petals will only provide a light sprinkling on the bed. Two packs (20 cups total) of rose petals will be enough for the outline of a modest love heart shape on a queen size bed. If you'd like to create a larger love heart shape on a queen size bed you will need three packs (30 cups total).