The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by rudester
Doesn't matter all grandparents want grandchildren or something

Might be a good idea to slow down on bringing in more kids, like maybe stop altogether with new people.

If we're going in to a disaster climate period then maybe cryofreeze some fertilized eggs and put them in an underground bunker and then when the weather rights itself we can thaw them out and start cranking out new people.

Warcraft Dwarves are superior to Middle Earth Dwarves, WoW Dorfs have guns and bombs and helicopters and huge fck off Bears for pets.

Beat that Thorin Borkenshield!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Might be a good idea to slow down on bringing in more kids, like maybe stop altogether with new people.

If we're going in to a disaster climate period then maybe cryofreeze some fertilized eggs and put them in an underground bunker and then when the weather rights itself we can thaw them out and start cranking out new people.

Frozen eggs only last so long. They go bad just like all frozen food ahaha

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Warcraft Dwarves are superior to Middle Earth Dwarves, WoW Dorfs have guns and bombs and helicopters and huge fck off Bears for pets.

Beat that Thorin Borkenshield!

Just wish they would make them less bulky, they look fat

Originally posted by riv6672

I have a fantasy of sex with a big ass girl on a motorcycle whilst flying through the air, if we both cum before it lands, we win. Bonus points if we land safely.

Originally posted by rudester
Just wish they would make them less bulky, they look fat

I believe the word you're looking for is thicc

These are basically 7 feet tall humans made out of stone compacted down and turned to flesh, give them a break.

Iddy biddy waist with a round thing in your face you get sprung!

To be fair the armor in WoW is incredibly bulky and awkward with huge shoulders that don't really do anything other than impair movement, honestly the game needs to be wiped and remade using actual graphics technology.

Like American football…

Any game that turns super fit young men into twitching piles of arthritis and dementia should be erased from reality. Fck American Football!

I hate the fake hurt when they’re wearing padding and helmets!

Fake hurt.

Get on a football uniform, all the pads, extra pads, reinforced armored helmet, everything you can think of.

Then line up against 5 320+ pound men that only want to crush you into a fine blood paste to dip their steak fries in.

Have a 225 pound armored cheetah Safety smack into you like a greyhound bus hitting a deer on a lonely country road.

Fake hurt.

Why all the extra effort? In Britain it’s a simple restriction like don’t touch the ball with your arms or don’t pass the ball forward or only touch it with a stick. Also known as soccer, rugby and hockey.

Rooster Booster.

Booster Gold.

Gold Bar.

Bar none.

None and done.