The 2,000,000th post game

Clerks and Mallrats sequel... hmmm... seems a little tryhard maybe cashing a check...

David Bowie was in TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME with James Marshall, who was in A FEW GOOD MEN with Kevin Bacon.

You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

TODAY IS

Good news? OOH!

I love good news!

Great news not so much.

It makes the rest of the day, you know…

…anticlimactic.

And

Watermelons are 92 percent water. Early explorers sometimes carried watermelons instead of canteens.

Although many people prefer not to, all of the watermelon including the rind can be eaten.

Watermelons spread from Africa to China in the 10th century. Today, China grows more watermelon than any other country. In China, guests offer watermelons as gifts to a hostess. John Egerton, Southern food historian, believes watermelons came to the U.S. with African slaves.

The Japanese grow square watermelon. How? They place square glass boxes around a growing fruit so it becomes square as it grows. The Japanese like them because they’re small and don’t roll around. They fit neatly in a refrigerator. The downside? These watermelon cost about $82!

Gallagher doesnt actually hate watermelons.