The 2,000,000th post game

One white girl needs help and they ALL come runnin'

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It's like the phuxkin' Morlocks and Eloi up in here

This is the single most racist thing I've ever seen in my entire life, except maybe that one scene from LoTR

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The made Saruman "the White" a deliberate ripoff of a typical Plantation Owner

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon

This looks amazing. I have some store bought version but it's not as good. There are bakeries nearby but they dont sell apple pie, they have lemon custard.

The one I have in my fridge is rhubarb pie

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
The backyard itself is 2 acres, the horses have 5 acres, the hay field on the other side is 5, and the side with the creek is 3... so 15 in all.

Just have it outside in the barn with the animals 😆

No but umm you could rent chairs and make a trestle, cover it with flowers and set up tables.

Arbor garden round things that can be covered in roses

The reception could be in the barn if its tall enough.

Clean it put and cover it with lights. Have a hoe down!!

Omg I'm so funny today I'm on roll

Funny, I'm just a dumb enough hick to do something like that, but alas she is a California Gril and I'm sure whatever is decided is going to be boujee af.

Well put that towards something else like a honeymoon

Weddings are just an expensive party to feed the family

Wait i didn't finish telling my joke. Will the animals be apart of her family or yours? Gooms side or Bride? 😆

While I like my animals, I'm not the sort of fella that thinks of them as family.

Those people are weird.

I had to have an ultrasound on my ankle, the lady doing it ran the scanner dealy right up to my groin, I was like you're a bit north of target, she just smiled.

The gel felt really nice and cool though.

I don't have any cookies in this house, someone must pay!

C O O K I E S ! !