The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by riv6672
Of course you can hang out at our place while yours is being fumigated.

You used this line already, bobo!

What goes up must come down, as above so below

Riv has spam Alzheimer's, bless em.

I sat in several large stores and a mall today and saw nothing, looked at my phone and was a good boy.

Now I'm never leaving the house again.

Holy shizz balls!

I just got home.

Who the funk leaves their house all damn day?!

Freaking maniacs that's who.

Good Lord!

Well a new phone plan is probably a good idea. I'll wait for next year

Phones dont last more than 3 years

They were made to break

Planned obsolescence is the dumbest thing invented, but is almost necessary for companies to maintain a decent profit margin, capitalism yay.

Had some nice Christmas fruit cake with brandy cream 🙂

If that's anything like Fruitcake, then bleh hard pass x1 million.

By that I mean the super dense hard concrete fruitcake Grandmas hand around for x-mas every single year and you can use them to jack up your car.

My grandmother's fruit cake was hard like a rock. My mother would throw it in the garbage

How could something so unappetizing become a staple for x-mas gift giving, it's like an anti-gift for your enemies.

It was fresh, but I get your point.

It's like ass holes who hand out old apples from the garden for Halloween then wonder why they have large stains on their windows the next morning.

If it's fresh I suppose I could stand it, bout the only thing I can't deal with in a turkey dinner is giblets, that crap can be dumped in a landfill thank you very much.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
How could something so unappetizing become a staple for x-mas gift giving, it's like an anti-gift for your enemies.

She was old

Rudester?

Dudester!

Prudester!

Crudester!

Foodster!

Nudester!

Ludester!

Cluedster!

Pooedster!

Are there any others?

Mega nudester!