The 2,000,000th post game

Hats used to be important and a vital piece of everyday equipment.

Now it's a dumbass facemask.

Masks are mandatory here, and yet I still get weird looks from the locals when I go to the gas station and they're not wearing any.

The stubbornness and ignorance of some people never fails to surprise me.

Roscoe Lee Browne was in DEAR GOD with Laurie Metcalf, who was in JFK with Kevin Bacon.

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little horse.

TODAY IS

What in the name of Mary Kate —

(And Ashley)

— Olsen were you thinking?

You never eat a banana on a Ferris Wheel!

And

Someday, one last person will remember you for the last time; and from that day forward, no one ever will.

Your brain can play tricks on you to make you see monsters in the mirror. It’s called the Troxler Effect.

The average person is only 9 missed meals away from becoming a violent lunatic.

The door separating you from any and all murderers in the world is only about an inch of wood and barely an obstacle to someone that is determined to murder you in your own home.

Over 1,600 people have gone missing in US National Parks, never to be seen again.