The 2,000,000th post game

Stupid sexy girlfriend laying over there on the couch with a giant hardon, how is a guy supposed to concentrate on anything?!

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My cousin always makes the same joke, she says "Go take a cold shower!"

I for one, am not a fan of cold showers, for any reason.

I prefer to fill the tub with hot almost boiling water and sit there soaking

I'd tell your cousin to go cool off she reeks of cum

Usually just smells like fireball whiskey.

I've never been a fan of cinnamon, other than in certain breakfast foods.

It's very overpowering.

Cinnamon is good with French toast

I'm hungry for French toast now

No jam unfortunately

I made waffles, I only burned one of them.

Gonna be a good day, Tater.

His heart.

The band Heart.

Heart burn.

Burn notice.

Notice anything?

Anything goes!

Goes the weasel.

Pop.

Pop goes the weasel.