A mathematician a riddler and a dumbass were at the gate of heaven.
The angel at the gate frowned and apologized to the men "im sorry, but heaven is too full! if you want to come in you will have to trick the devil!" the devil appeared, smiling at the men, "well which one of you want to go to hell first?".
After a pause, the mathematician walked up and handed the devil a complex equation. the devil scoffed and wrote out a answer quickly, the mathematician went to hell.
The riddler walked up next and asked one of the trickiest riddles he had up his sleeve. the devil once again answered without pause and sent the man down to hell.
The dumb ass stopped and thought for a second, "give me a drill and a chair" the devil raised one eyebrow and gave the man what he asked for. The dumbass drilled 5 holes in the chair, sat down, and farted. "Which hole did the fart come out of?" the man asked. the devil paused for a second "the hole in the middle of course" the dumbass smiled "Wrong!, it came out of my ass hole!" the dumbass went to heaven.
Benjamin John Saunders (born 5 August 1977 in Plymouth) is an English polar explorer, endurance athlete, and motivational speaker. He led the first return journey to the South Pole on foot via Shackleton and Scott's route in 2013–14, and skied solo to the North Pole in 2004. Saunders has skied more than 3,700 miles (6,000 km) on polar expeditions since 2001. He holds the record for the longest human-powered polar journey in history (2,888 km) and for the longest solo Arctic journey by a Briton (1,032 km).
André Borschberg FRSGS (born December 13, 1952) is a Swiss entrepreneur, explorer, pilot and speaker. He is the co-founder of the Solar Impulse project, the first ever round-the-world solar flight, successfully completed in July 2016. During the Japan-to-Hawaii leg, André broke the world record for longest solo flight in an airplane of any kind: 117 hours and 52 minutes, breaking Steve Fossett's 2006 record. Before that, on 7 July 2010, André completed the first 24-hour solar powered flight. The flight set records for the longest manned solar-powered flight and the greatest height reached by a manned solar aircraft.
Setting out from Montreal, Canadian Jean Béliveau a small business owner covered some 46,600 miles (75,000 km) and wore out 49 pairs of shoes while walking through 64 countries. He met four Nobel Peace Prize winners, including Nelson Mandela in South Africa. His walk raised awareness for children who suffer from violence, with the start of the project coinciding with a similarly themed United Nations initiative. He pushed a three-wheeled stroller carrying food and supplies such as a tent and returned to Montreal to a welcome of several hundred people. His walk began August 2000 and ended October 2011. He averaged 348 miles (560 km) per month.
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