The 2,000,000th post game

Diego Klattenhoff was in MEAN GIRLS with Amanda Seyfried, who was in YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT with Kevin Bacon.

What's the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

TODAY IS

When I said you needed to grow up…

…I didn’t mean straight to the part where you’re sitting at home yelling at the TV.

And, are those retirement home brochures?
Geez, man…

And don’t think I didn’t notice the like 90 year old Ukrainian woman you brought home the other night.

That’s just wrong, man.
I mean, surely that woman had a hot granddaughter you could have hit on?

Oh, she WAS the granddaughter?
Damn, Ukrainians are a really long lived ppl!

And

A Philly cheesesteak is a sandwich made of thinly sliced beef — usually frozen chip steak — cooked on a griddle and served on a sliced roll with cheese and either "wit" or "witout" onions. The cheese is typically American cheese, provolone or melted Cheez Whiz.

According to Philadelphia's official tourism site, Pat Olivieri invented the cheesesteak in the 1930s. ... Word spread rapidly through the cabbie rumor mill, and drivers from all over the city soon visited Olivieri for steak sandwiches. Olivieri eventually opened up Pat's King of Steaks on 9th Street and Passyunk Avenue.

A “Philly taco” is a cheesesteak rolled up in a slice of pizza. The carbs-on-carbs creation, with the sandwich from Jim’s and the pizza from Lorenzo and Sons, was invented in 2003, by friends Jeff Barg and Adam Gordon, who called it the Lorenzo’s-Jim’s Challenge.

The most expensive cheesesteak in Philly is $130, and it comes with champagne. If you’re feeling luxe, Barclay Prime’s signature cheesesteak is made with wagyu ribeye, foie gras, onions, truffled cheese whiz on a fresh baked sesame roll served with a ½ bottle of champagne.

The movies' Rocky Balboa may be Philadelphia's most celebrated fighter, but this city's greatest rivalry is between two South Philly cheese-steak joints that may rival the Liberty Bell for iconic status: Pat's and Geno's.