The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by riv6672

Pure 100% Vanilla ass.

While apartment/condo hunting I ran into a wild translady who was the building manager, really pretty too, a surprise to be sure but a welcome one.

Always surprises me when I see them in normal professions, I'm too used to escorts & porn Stars.

Douglas Fairbanks was in THE GAUCHO with Joan Barclay, who was in LADIES’ DAY with Eddie Albert, who was in THE BIG PICTURE with Kevin Bacon.

Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an App, they'll start using it.

TODAY IS

From the moment I woke up, yes.

I’ve been following this ant all day.

Eventually it’s gonna lead me back to its home base.

And

Guys who continually grab their crotch SUCK.

Pinching. Grabbing. Squeezing. Why can’t guys leave their junk alone? I get it, sometimes things need “re-arranging” down there. Things shift. They move. It happens. But not that often. Is it jock itch? An STD? Or are you afraid something fell off?

Breathing someone else’s fart SUCKS.

Five seconds ago that foul stench was nestled up all snug inside some stranger’s butt. But now it’s lose and you just sucked his stink molecules into your lungs. Mmmm.

Pre-mustard ooze water SUCKS

You’ve got all the perfect additions on your burger or your Chicago-style dog: lettuce, tomato, cheese, whatever. Time for the mustard. But when you turn over the squeezy bottle, waiting with anticipation for all that tangy goodness, you’re greeted instead with thin, runny snot.

People SUCK.

Have you ever noticed how much other people suck? I try and give them the benefit of the doubt that they’ll turn out smart, honest… oh, I don’t know: nice. It’s not quite working out for me.) (You, reading this? I’m sure you’re a fine person. But other than you, most other people really suck.

Slow Internet SUCKS.

‘nuff said.