The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by riv6672

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If they had a nice big dick they'd be perfik.

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Jean Parker was in APACHE UPRISING with John Russell, who was in THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES with John Vernon, who was in ANIMAL HOUSE with Kevin Bacon.

The first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great man, while the entire world signifies a great woman.

What is the word?

TODAY IS

Don’t even worry about it, man. We’re good!

No, really…

…if I’m being honest?

Well…

…that’s only like the third strangest way someone’s ever accidentally poked me in the eye.

And

The first recipe for Onion Rings was a Crisco ad in a 1933 issue of the New York Times Magazine.

Rumor is Paula Dean took out the ad.

There are less than 1,000 onion farmers in the United States.

Altogether, about 125,000 acres of onions are planted in the US each year. Those guys are super busy!

General Ulysses S. Grant told the federal government, “I will not move my army without onions!”

The man got his onions. Rumor has it (not really) that the Confederacy deep fried theirs (obviously), and the soldiers were so sluggish afterwards that it resulted in them losing the war.

One onion ring ends up in every Burger King order of fries.

This serves to remind customers that the BK Lounge offers more options than McDonald’s.

Outback Steakhouse’s Bloomin’ Onion has 1948 cal and 160g fat.

It supposedly serves six, but we all know this deconstructed onion ring is meant for two.