The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Nuke Nixon52,234 pages

I forgot to put something for Canada Day but I couldn't be arsed because both my countries are being full retard lately so fvck em.

I wanna move to Norway but I don't have a marketable skill to enhance their country so bleh.

This needs to be the next The Boys. Ultraviolent and edgy on HBO.

Happy Independence, ungrateful Colonists.

I can pinpoint the exact moment horror movies stopped being able to affect me. And it had nothing at all to do with a movie.

I read Dean Koontz's book "Intensity" and in the first chapter the character I assumed was a Main got slaughtered in the most brutally casual way possible and it outraged me to such a degree I was physically ill.

From that moment on I was determined not to give a single solitary fvck about any character in any TV or Movie ever again.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Happy Independence, ungrateful Colonists.

tea

The US revolution was a bad idea and I blame the French for enabling it.

Originally posted by riv6672
TOME CRUISE TURNS 60 TODAY

Guess he is 60

Tom still looks 35 too, money is immortality.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
The US revolution was a bad idea and I blame the French for enabling it.
Enabling it? They ****ing caused it.

Jefferson becomes embassador to The France, they tell him taxes suck and how they should be independent, he writes the declaration to his fellow slave owner friends who write a constitution about how they'll govern. British ships sail to collect tax, France and Spain sink half our navy because they're still butthurt about us being the only true Normans, and then Washington leads a bunch of peasants to kill almost all of what was left. France gave you a big statue for humiliating England, and then the founding fathers decided upon a bill of rights which included:

1. Separation of church and state, freedom and speech and religious beliefs. All slave owners shall be as mean and brutal to their slaves for they are his.
2. The right to bear arms. Runaway slaves could hurt the free man's plantation, so guns are necessary.

etc.

Originally posted by Blakemore
France gave you a big statue for humiliating England

At the time, my people were chilling in Ireland thank you very much.

All slave owners shall be as mean and brutal to their slaves for they are his.

Actually, American slaves were treated fairly well, better than what their counterparts in Africa fared to be sure. Still not ideal but that was the state of the time.

Speaking of war, I think it's insanity that Russia can just walk into Ukraine and destroy everything and kill lots of people and the entire world doesn't stomp their fvcking brains out for disturbing the peace.

But still... fvck the French.

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Six potato. Seven potato. More!