That friend of my Exs introduced me to her friend who she thought would like me, she's this brick house thicc super tall blonde looks like a Swedish version of Big Barda, but she's super funny and sweet, tiny bit of a mannish chin but I can probably work around that. Six foot six, oh lawd Imma need a ladder!
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That friend of my Exs introduced me to her friend who she thought would like me, she's this brick house thicc super tall blonde looks like a Swedish version of Big Barda, but she's super funny and sweet, tiny bit of a mannish chin but I can probably work around that. Six foot six, oh lawd Imma need a ladder!
Is she a man?
Originally posted by rudester
Is she a man?
She's got natural long hair
double d implants
hormone enhanced curves
checks all the boxes for my skoliosexuality
Not one of those "It's Ma'am!!" types
there's enough natural preexisting feminine traits
I suppose I'd go out with her without a lot of that she's that funny & nice.
I suddenly realized as I'm typing this I'm really trying to defend myself.
FML