The 2,000,000th post game

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Batman would smack your for your lifeless comic spam and Samuel L Jackson would call you a dumbass motherfücker.

Theodore von Eltz was in YOUTH ON PAROLE with Sarah Padden, who was in THE DUDE GOES WEST with Eddie Albert, who was in THE BIG PICTURE with Kevin Bacon.

73 bottles of beer on the wall,
73 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
72 bottles of beer on the wall.

TODAY IS JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY

So he says to me he says,

“This is the 1940s. Guys like you don’t exist”.

And i says to him i says,

“You’re right. I won’t be born for another 23 years”.

Totally freaked him out!

And

Johnny Appleseed (born John Chapman, September 26, 1774 – March 18, 1845), was a horticulturist, shrewd businessman, and a missionary for the Swedenborgian Church (A kind of hippieish Christian new religious movement founded in the mid-18th century by the Swedish theologian Emanuel Swedenborg after a series of strange dreams) who traveled across what is now Ohio and Indiana. He specifically left apple tree nurseries in the care of other farmers, and later returned to collect the profits of the tree sales. As he was frequently willing to accept barter goods or credit instead of money, he was never very monetarily wealthy; most of his wealth was in the frontier land that he had claimed as his own. And he owned a lot. His will left over 1200 acres of land to his sister, and had he pursued the legal rights, he could have owned even more.

As a Historical Domain Character, Johnny Appleseed shows up quite often in folklore, and in some other forms of fiction as well. Most fictional accounts of the man have a tendency to focus on his personal poverty and generosity, and downplay his religious views and mercantile accomplishments.
Either way, his influence is felt to this day, as many tales and stories indicate. Oh, and a type of apple is named after him.

On the TV show 30 Rock, Liz wanted to do a Johnny Appleseed sketch on TGS, but Appleseed's descendants wouldn't let them use the name. They had to settle for Johnny Bananaseed, until it turned out to be the name of a serial killer.

Neil Gaiman's American Gods has Johnny Appleseed making an appearance.

One of the shorts of Walt Disney’s tenth ever cartoon “Melody Time” is dedicated to retelling Johnny Appleseed’s story.