The 2,000,000th post game

Kent Smith was in PETE ‘N’ TILLIE with Walter Matthau, who was in JFK with Kevin Bacon.

58 bottles of beer on the wall,
58 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
57 bottles of beer on the wall.

DIWALI BEGINS TODAY

Good morning first year law students.

First off, just to clarify…:

Insecticide is not a legal term for killing a bothersome cricket.

Aggravated buggery, though…

…yeah…

…that’s pretty much exactly what you think it is.

And

DIWALI IS CELEBRATED OVER FIVE DAYS.
DAY ONE: People clean their homes and shop for gold or kitchen utensils to help bring good fortune.

DIWALI IS CELEBRATED OVER FIVE DAYS.
DAY TWO: People decorate their homes with clay lamps and create design patterns called rangoli on the floor using colored powders or sand.

DIWALI IS CELEBRATED OVER FIVE DAYS.
DAY THREE: On the main day of the festival, families gather together for Lakshmi puja, a prayer to Goddess Lakshmi, followed by mouth-watering feasts and firework festivities.

DIWALI IS CELEBRATED OVER FIVE DAYS.
DAY FOUR: This is the first day of the new year, when friends and relatives visit with gifts and best wishes for the season.

DIWALI IS CELEBRATED OVER FIVE DAYS.
DAY FIVE: Brothers visit their married sisters, who welcome them with love and a lavish meal.