The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by riv6672

With all due respect, if I was straight I'd dive into dat ass!

Didn't you start off here as bi?

Just when I get a break in life my family calls me with woes! How can I help them out? Eh God is playing a joke on me or a test.

I deserve a break. I deserve some nice things. I deserve to spoil myself. And now this.

Originally posted by rudester
Didn't you start off here as bi?

Technically I was "straight" {in the closet}, the internet and brother's friends helped me to realize what my sexuality was, it was a whole process.

To be honest I don't fcking know from day to day what the hell I am.

Fluid baby. Fluid

I do get wet from time to time.

I'm revoking keys from everyone that currently doesn't live here.

Salads aren't too bad, but I miss Pizza.

I'm down 3 lbs so my dumb brain said let's order a giant pizza.

But I didn't and now I'm cranky.

Gravity is very strong today, having a tough time getting off my couch.

I saw Yellowstone trending and was like yes finally this is it!

But no, it was just about the dumb TV show.

Frick.

Sitting for 40 minutes listening to my Mom drone on and on about the minutiae of her day is mind numbing, worse for me because I can't tell her about my minutiae without her launching Lecture Mode or worse Sermon Mode. fml

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Salads aren't too bad, but I miss Pizza.

I'm down 3 lbs so my dumb brain said let's order a giant pizza.

But I didn't and now I'm cranky.

Mmm sounds like the best diet. Stave yourself then binge eat.

Can't starve on these salads, there's so many veggies I can hardly gag them down then I'm not hungry again for most of the day.

Very filling but disgusting and boring, just like everything healthy, bleh.

Honestly I dunno how Vegans can do it, would drive me insane after a while.

Originally posted by rudester
Mmm sounds like the best diet. Stave yourself then binge eat.

The only thing keeping me sane is putting Rotisserie chicken in every salad.

The doorman gave me a cigar, nice one too, because his daughter had a kid.

The frick do I do with it?

I gave the cigar to my delivery guy as a tip, he seemed happy, so it must have been a quality cigar.