The 2,000,000th post game

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Originally posted by riv6672
Thimble

You, if you're like us, played MONOPOLY for the first time when you were a kid. You had smaller hands then, and hence, smaller fingers. Was there a better feeling than sticking your pinky in there and instantly growing a claw? No, there was not. Even now, with your grown-up hands, Thimble just feels right and never falls over. It slides smooth, and doesn't take up a lot of room. Oh, Thimble, always so considerate of others.

Keeps your finger clean when you need to scratch your nose.

Pick not scratch

He likes to eat his own boogers

Originally posted by riv6672
…pass me more of that cocaine infused caviar!
Happy mommy eggs indeed!

Do meth

He already sells meth, you never dip into your own product, Jesse!

International Men's Day, but no one gives a fvck.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
He already sells meth, you never dip into your own product, Jesse!

I'd like to see him doing it. Turns me on! 😛

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
International Men's Day, but no one gives a fvck.

These useless holidays dont mean much. Wonder who makes them because all they do is distract.

Holidays where you get time off work are really the only ones we need, everything else should just be an "interesting day of ____" where you eat chocolate or drink beer or listen to accordion music, etc.

Transgender Day of Remembrance, which takes place following Transgender Awareness Week, memorializes those killed by anti-transgender prejudice and hatred. It raises public awareness about hate crimes against transgender people, gives allies the chance to step forward, and reminds people who aren't transgender that transgender people are their family members and friends. It was started by Gwendolyn Ann Smith, a transgender advocate, along with a few others, to honor the memory of Rita Hester, a transgender African American woman who was murdered in Allston, Massachusetts, in November 1998.

Originally posted by rudester
Wonder who makes them because all they do is distract.

Or to remember.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Holidays where you get time off work are really the only ones we need, everything else should just be an "interesting day of ____" where you eat chocolate or drink beer or listen to accordion music, etc.

Before yes now no!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Or to remember.

Just a reason to shop nothing more. Everything is a sale.

Blank.

Check.

Mate

First.

Base.

Ball.