The 2,000,000th post game

Yeah my brother's partner's friend's friend introduced me to that person when I was over for dinner. As you do.

Sounds like a tall tail

Pinocchio?

You can just say you went on the adult personals 😆

Originally posted by rudester
Sounds like a tall tail

So if something sounds far-fetched again I'll just not say anything about it.

Good to know for future reference.

Don't tell no one but I bought a pumpkin pie from Walmart instead of baking it myself, it's not terrible.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
So if something sounds far-fetched again I'll just not say anything about it.

Good to know for future reference.

No cus you used that one before

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Don't tell no one but I bought a pumpkin pie from Walmart instead of baking it myself, it's not terrible.

Walmart has bad pastries. They are always dry

Originally posted by rudester
No cus you used that one before

Huh?

Originally posted by rudester
Walmart has bad pastries. They are always dry

That's where the whipped cream helps.

That's gross.

Never liked whipped cream, not even on hot chocolate.

I like whipped cream on dicks best, which is why I always have a few cans of spray whip in the fridge.

Is that's what that's for?

I never mix sweet and salty

Originally posted by rudester
Is that what that's for?

Some people like to take the can and shoot the cream up the bum, but that's where I get off the bus and find a different ride.

Homie don't play with bacteria.

Originally posted by rudester
I never mix sweet and salty

Not a fan of salted caramel nuts huh?

Tres.

Dos.

Uno.