The 2,000,000th post game

Taco Tuesday

And yet somehow I feel like having Italian today, not tacos.

I'm in a very pasta mood.

il cibo è vita

If you would have told me in the early 80s that I would live to be in the year 2023 I would have called you goofy and laughed.

If my body didn't send regular damage reports to the brain I wouldn't even know I'm this freaking old.

Time, man, it really fvcks with you.

Maybe we should call it Ketchup Day, ya anal dick. 🤨

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
If you would have told me in the early 80s that I would live to be in the year 2023 I would have called you goofy and laughed.

If my body didn't send regular damage reports to the brain I wouldn't even know I'm this freaking old.

Time, man, it really fvcks with you.

If you would have told me Ron Jeremy would or Bill Cosby would go to trial for rape--id be like no way!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
And yet somehow I feel like having Italian today, not tacos.

I'm in a very pasta mood.

il cibo è vita

I am in a veal mood or a nice asain rice mood

Originally posted by rudester
If you would have told me Ron Jeremy would or Bill Cosby would go to trial for rape--id be like no way!

I get Ron Jeremy, a porn star would just have the decision making part of the brain paralyzed by having sex all the time, guy would fvck anything that floated into his orbit. I've seen his dick I don't think I'd mind getting jumped by him tbh.

Cosby is just a product of the swinging 60s, too much time at the Playboy Mansion, too much recreational drugs, a guy from the projects wouldn't have any kind of mental defense against that sort of degeneracy. Plus I think that was a frame job from the beginning, something didn't quite smell just right about it.

So avoid both at parties, got it!

All those guys are super old and geezerly now, wouldn't take much to knock em over even if you were a tiny chick with pencil arms.

I love super old guys who's dicks are about to fall off all they want is someone to desperately touch it.

I'm just going to Ctrl + Alt + Del that right out of my mind.

Obviously go to the movies alone, who wants someone jabbering on in your ear asking stupid questions when you're trying to immerse yourself in the story.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I'm just going to Ctrl + Alt + Del that right out of my mind.

I was joking. Old men can die if I care.

You're all over the place, weird to casual disregard.

Keeping up with you must take some serious determination.

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