The 2,000,000th post game

Cult orgies

What do you do for fun there?

Besides riding in trucks and drinking a keger

Small town activities. Mostly sex.

Sex in the woods not really safe

Lot safer than sex in the city, man them chicks got into some misadventures.

mosquitoes, snakes, bears, spiders

Country folk are immune to that stuff.

Sure sure

I've had sex in the woods. Not the best place for sex

Well, not bears, one of those show up the party is over.

You wake up all bent in places that shouldn't be bent

I just saw that movie, bear on cocaine

That's just a lack of quality equipment.

A penny.

Saved.

Is a penny.

Earned.

A penny saved.

Is a penny earned.