The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Nuke Nixon52,234 pages
Originally posted by rudester
Just watch porn all day and be in your own filth

Never watch porn until you're having a wank, and then immediately stop once you have post-nut clarity.

That shit isn't healthy for your mind, it's only to enhance the fantasy element so you can get off faster or more intensely.

John Boles was in GOOD SPORT with Minna Gombell, who was in THIEVES FALL OUT with Eddie Albert, who was in THE BIG PICTURE with Kevin Bacon.

78 bottles of beer on the wall,
78 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
77 bottles of beer on the wall.

TODAY IS

You are such a drama Queen man.

You just caught him at a bad time is all.

He’s actually quite pleasant after he leaves the room.

After he leaves the room, heh heh.

C’mon let’s grab a latte.

And

People weren't allowed to get tattoos in South Carolina until 2004. Tattooing was illegal in the state before then, so residents had to travel out-of-state if they wanted some fresh ink. Within the first decade of it being legal, more than 100 tattoo parlors opened up.

An adult male liger (that's the result of a male lion and female tiger, or tigress, mix) named Hercules live at the Myrtle Beach Safari, a wildlife preserve in South Carolina. Standing at 49 inches tall and 131 long, plus clocking in at 922 pounds, Hercules is recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as the largest living cat. Reportedly, he eats 50 pounds of chicken or beef meat per day!

Confederate general Stonewall Jackson’s left arm was amputated near Chancellorsville, after he was accidentally shot by his own troops. At the time, he lived, but his arm was laid to rest at the Ellwood Manor cemetery. (The rest of his body, including, yes, his other arm, is buried more than 100 miles away, in Lexington, Virginia.) To date, you can still find the marker for Jackson's arm in Ellwood—but whether or not the arm is still buried there remains to be a huge controversy.

A bomb squad had to be dispatched to the University of Alabama in June 2015 after a group of construction workers discovered Civil War-era cannonballs under a sidewalk they were repairing. "Out of an abundance of caution, EOD technicians were called to address any safety issues," a university spokesperson said at the time. The squad ultimately recovered 10 cannonballs.

Despite the Civil War ending more than 150 years ago, Irene Triplett is still receiving a monthly check (in the amount of $73.13) for it from the Department of Veterans Affairs—and she's the only person left alive who is. Triplett, who just turned 91 this year, is the daughter of Confederate solider Moses Triplett, who died in 1938.