The 2,000,000th post game

Who kidnaps a 60 year old?

Someone who is rude to rudester and nukes nuke nixon with a giant turd.

Someone like you 😆

I'll show you a giant turd, wait until I finish my breakfast

Your face is a giant turd.

Your mother had sex with a turd to have you

So I stepped on a turd today. The irony. My new ****en shoes and now I smell like dog shit. I ****en hate some ****ing disgusting people can't pick after themselves. Peices of shit, now my place smells of dog shit.

Country folk are born with turd radar, I've never stepped in anything icky.

My whole apartment smells like horse shit. I think I need to wash everything till I discover the source of the shit

My place smells like Italian food, my cousin brought over a pan of lasagna.

#HappyHumpDay 💋

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon

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Many years ago my ex use to always prepare strawberry pie with a side of ice cream with chocolate

Should have kept that tradition. I have been trying to cut expenses

My Dad makes a Huckleberry Cobbler that can send you right up to cloud nine and reset your harddrive.

Is he single? I'd marry a guy if he could cook.

Unfortunately he's been married to the same shrew he left my Mom for, for 48 years now, may that joy sucking control freak nitpicking vampire die a horrible death once dragged into the sunlight of retribution!