The 2,000,000th post game

Irene Browne was in THE WRONG ARM OF THE LAW with Peter Sellers, who was in THE PARTY with Timothy Scott, who was in FOOTLOOSE with Kevin Bacon.

48 bottles of beer on the wall,
48 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
47 bottles of beer on the wall.

TODAY IS

I read something cool the other day.

You know your hands and feet get wrinkly…

…if you’re swimming or in the tub a long time?

Turns out it’s the body’s way of giving you a better grip under slippery conditions.

Ha, yeah no shit!

Grandpa could've climbed the Sears Tower using nothing but his face!

And

In the Geico ad series which mocks Stock Phrases, one sketch asks, "Is the pen mightier than the sword?", as a ninja brandishes his sword. The camera changes to a guy signing for a package with a pen. He opens the package and removes a taser, which takes the ninja out instantly.

When Stan in American Dad!, is showing off his guns...

Stan: “Pen gun. Mightier than the sword. Sword gun. Mightier than the pen gun”.

During the tank battle of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Indy's father uses his fountain pen to spray a German soldier in the face to blind him. Brody follows up by quoting the classic “pen is mightier” phrase.

One Discworld book recounts how Ankh-Morpork Patrician Olaf Quimby II had his reign ended when he was killed by a disgruntled poet during an experiment to test the truth of the saying "The pen is mightier than the sword". In his memory, the saying was amended to read: "The pen is mightier than the sword only if the sword is very small and the pen is very sharp."

Tactical pens sold by many self-defense websites are designed to be much more durable than a garden-variety ballpoint pen so they can be used more effectively as a stabbing weapon. And they write! Actually, any blunt, strong-built pen or marker, even if that pen is not a tactical pen, can be used as a Kubotan or Yawara stick.