The 2,000,000th post game

Started by rudester52,234 pages

****en annoyed. Planning a wedding is hard

Especially when the groom and bride are being careless about it. The wedding is in 3 months and the bride still doesn't have the shoes, earrings, party dress, cake, DJ, photographer, party favors, flowers, decorations.

This is why you need a wedding planner

Jerry Mathers was in LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR with David Koechner, who was in MY ONE AND ONLY with Kevin Bacon.

95 bottles of beer on the wall,
95 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
94 bottles of beer on the wall.

TOMORROW IS

No I’m not busy, come on over.

Just watching an old ep. of The Flintstones on Boomerang…

…and clipping my toenails.

And

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