The 2,000,000th post game

Yeah, there are a lot of risks with a lot of foods. Whatever.

A good reason the Brits went forth and conquered the world, needed better food.

I just came home. I dont feel Christmas this year

You got a little more than half a month to get your X-mas groove back.

My family is not celebrating it this year. We are having a wedding at the end of the month. I have to find a tux

Dumb time for a wedding...

it's cold
it's too close to X-mas
too close to new years
going to be a clusterfvck for gift giving

Probably a bargain then, considering it's uncommon to have one at that time.

They keep saying till death do you part but all you gotta do is divorce on the easiest terms and you're after wife #2.

Makes it pretty fvcking pointless, so why even have them, outlaw marriage!

Who wants to get married to someone who's been married before?

Huge turn off for me. It's like dipping in the snack bowl when you are all sharing it.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
They keep saying till death do you part but all you gotta do is divorce on the easiest terms and you're after wife #2.

Makes it pretty fvcking pointless, so why even have them, outlaw marriage!

If you marry someone for tax purposes you're doing it wrong.

I will only marry for the sex

Has to be amazing

If you just want sex you can have all you want without getting married.

Naw I'm a softy. I want all that comes with it.

I want a deal breaker

I was thinking of taking a course after the new year for cooking or something.

After the holidays

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
If you just want sex you can have all you want without getting married.