The 2,000,000th post game

And so dawns a new page, free of the tyranny of the Riv, but how long will it be before the beast returns to terrorize another generation of innocents?

That's not a transfer but a real girl

A gurt

If you say so, Skippy.

Ohh I say so. Noxi I say so

Say it don't spray it, Drippy, oh for... now my boxers are all soggy.

TMI

Just needed to change that's all, you're oversensitive.

I was eating

Rudester's so tough he'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose, then ask for seconds.

That's just gross but a real man maybe, still alive who's hot 😎

Stop feeding me with flattery it will get you nowhere

I will flatter you until the last star in the universe burns out, you don't understand how bonkers I get from people with big dicks.

Jokes on you I have snacks and am about to put on a movie. What can be better?

When to go buy snacks earlier and stocked up on candy, popcorn, chips and soda

I got double-stuffed Reese's Cups, Doritos, Chili Lime Pringles, a Rotisserie chicken, Tater tot casserole, a case of Heineken, and chocolate milk. I'm good.

That should pass you out for a few hours

It's for both of us, and I'm going a little easy on the junk, I woke up with a massive headache.

Enough is never enough