The 2,000,000th post game

Robert Redford was in ABBY SINGER with Jennifer Aniston, who was in PICTURE PERFECT with Kevin Bacon.

34 bottles of beer on the wall,
34 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
33 bottles of beer on the wall.

TODAY IS

So to recap.

She stole your laptop, your flatscreen…

…your microwave…

…and your fish tank.

But not your fish. She left those in the tub so they wouldn’t die.

Dude, I gotta say, post-divorce, this is your best relationship yet!

And

The fastest duck ever recorded was a red-breasted merganser that attained a top airspeed of 100 mph while being pursued by an airplane. This eclipsed the previous speed record held by a canvasback clocked at 72 mph.

Ruddy Ducks are known as the most dangerous of all Duck breeds. They are even known to chase and kill rabbits feeding on the shore. Though Ruddy Ducks are native to the Americas, one population became established in England after captive ducks escaped in 1952.

Some unkind people call Muscovy ducks ugly; more enlightened Muscovy enthusiasts describe their appearance as unusual: vivid red skin adorned with fleshy “caruncles” surrounds the drake's eyes and bill, while the female's face has a less warty appearance.

The smallest breed of domestic duck is the Call Duck, which weighs less than 1 kg. It derives its name from its original use – it was initially bred as a decoy to call down wild mallard ducks from the skies into the traps set for them in fens and marshes by hunters.

The largest duck in the world is the Muscovy duck. Weighing a massive 15 pounds, these ducks are certainly giants. Males are larger than females and can be up to 31 inches long. Muscovys are native to America where they thrive in cold conditions. They are usually found in swamps, lakes, and streams and often roost in trees during the night. Muscovy ducks are black and white and have red wattles around their bill. They eat small fish, reptiles, and insects. Muscovy ducks frequently fight amongst each other and males fight over territory, food, and females. Females also fight but not as often as the males do. Muscovy ducks have been domesticated and domestic birds are generally known as “Barbury ducks”.