The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by riv6672
I told her I had the runs and stayed in the bathroom until she left.

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Sounds like the bathroom scene in Dumb and Dumber.

I was at the gym today and while I was alone in the locker room there was this random guy who seemed ordinary enough and he starts to fart what seems to be the longest fart in the history of farts. It was like wind blowing wind and the funny thing is--is that after he acted like if nothing happened. I felt violated and so I grabbed my bag and ran out.

The proper response is: "Nice fart, dude!" Then leave.

See that's literally what you think half an hour later after the fact, but no I left. Strangely enough he came near me after asking me for something and I didn't respond, I just kept thinking that's the fart dude. Mind you this wasn't no regular one note fart. It was this loud fart that contained baby farts each getting at a lower key then the first.

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Should be when you;re in that situation there can be an app that gives you good comebacks.

Yeah but those apps are always indirect and never apply to your situation

It's like when you think of a good comeback but it happens to be the next day when no one gives a shit!!

It's not easy giving out a fast comeback that's both funny and emotionally damaging.

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