The 2,000,000th post game

What would a lactose intolerant vegan diabetic eat besides leaves and vegetable oils?

Dirt, and they'd be so self righteous about that dirt they will tell everyone about the benefits of the dirt diet.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Dirt, and they'd be so self righteous about that dirt they will tell everyone about the benefits of the dirt diet.

Maybe they could eat rose petals and lavender as well.

Get all the vegans eating all the plants getting nasty dog farts and they wanna complain about cows, yeah try that shit in India motherfvckers!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Get all the vegans eating all the plants getting nasty dog farts and they wanna complain about cows, yeah try that shit in India motherfvckers!

Must be tough to compete with 5 million cows.

Why do Indians want to come here... 91.5 million cows.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Must be tough to compete with 5 million cows.

Why do Indians want to come here... 91.5 million cows.

Soon as they come here they adore yoghurt and cheese.

That's kinda cheating.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That's kinda cheating.

They're idiots.

My Dad has lightened up on his vegetarianism, when he's with me without the evil stepwife he eats burgers like normal people.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
My Dad has lightened up on his vegetarianism, when he's with me without the evil stepwife he eats burgers like normal people.

Love Rodney Dangerfield 😘

He brought his A game to Caddyshack + Bill Murray + Ted Knight, triple threat.

He was unmatched

Country Roads is a classic song but when these loony toons sing it over and over Imma hafta smack some grandma, I don't want to but they will not shut up.

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