The 2,000,000th post game

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Horst Buchholz was in DEAD OF NIGHT with Joan Hackett, who was in ONLY WHEN I LAUGH with Kevin Bacon.

90 bottles of beer on the wall,
90 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
89 bottles of beer on the wall.

TODAY IS

Heard you had a doctor’s appointment yesterday.

How'd it go?

Oh good, good.

That’s great to hear.

Were there any good 18 month old PEOPLE magazines in the waiting room?

And HIGHLIGHTS of course. Man I still love those!

And

In "Homer Defined", Mr. Burns calls up the news station to dissuade "rumors" of an impending meltdown. A stock photo◊ of Burns shows him wearing an obvious toupee. Not only is it blue, which obviously does not match his currently grey hair, Burns' real hair was originally red.

Despite his clear misery over his baldness, Homer has never bothered with wearing a toupee. This is parodied in one episode where Mr Burns and the Rich Texan are engaging in a scavenger hunt, one of the items being "Homer Hairs". After both of them pluck off Homer's remaining hairs, Homer runs into a nearby hair salon and buys a wig that looks exactly like his own bald scalp, complete with the now missing hairs.

One of Bart's blackboard punishment lines read "The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee."

During a science fair, Nelson has a "wig detector" that's just a bunch of stuff taped together and Nelson himself makes beeping sounds while pointing the "detector" at whatever he believes to be a wig. When Superintendent Chalmers shows up wearing a wig that doesn't match his receding hairline, Nelson makes beeping noises at it until Chalmers removes the wig. Nelson then makes beeping noises at the receding hairline until Chalmers removes it as well.

Treehouse of Horror IX has a segment called "Hell Toupee" where Homer gets hair implants from the scalp of the recently executed Snake. Not only does the scalp contain its originator's murderous intent, it shares his Surfer Dude accent.