The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Nuke Nixon52,234 pages
Originally posted by riv6672

{Ivan Drago voice} "She's not human, she is like a piece of iron!"

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
I'm not trying to get him banished. I just want him to have to make a new username and not have a sig to match it. That's justice and I would find it satisfying

Agrees

I'm telling ya it ain't personal it's banter and I don't wanna be a whiny lil bish boi and get my fee fee hurt over banter, I gave as good as I got I consider the matter settled.

My common joke is let us Nuke Nukenixon.

He's no Monty Python, I'll grant you that.

Jesse Ventura was in BATMAN & ROBIN with Michael Paul Chan, who was in QUICKSILVER with Kevin Bacon.

72 bottles of beer on the wall,
72 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
71 bottles of beer on the wall.

TODAY IS

I don’t like apples.

Hopefully a banana a day will keep the doctor away.

And

Among pipe smokers one material stands out among the others, not just thanks to its charming and humble physical substance, but its distinctly American origins: the corn cob. Corn cob pipes were first smoked by rural American farmers who crudely carved the pipes by hand using raw corn cobs, possibly inspired by the practices of Native Americans. Though no one can pinpoint the exact date of the first corn cob pipe's construction, their emergence into the broader consciousness of pipe smokers was around 1869.

Henry Tibbe was a Dutch woodturner who immigrated to America in 1867 after a fire destroyed his home and factory in Enschede, Holland, relocating his family to Washington, Missouri in search of a new start in the land of opportunity. There he established a small woodworking business where he crafted various household items, and, according to widely accepted legend, was approached by a farmer in 1869 who had been carving his own corn cob pipes. The farmer had enjoyed the pipes he'd made for himself and was inspired to ask Tibbe to turn one for him on one of the Dutchman's lathes, thinking that a more precisely carved pipe would smoke better. After Tibbe obliged him, he was proven right, and Henry carved several more pipes to showcase in the windows of his store. These pipes were purchased extremely quickly, Tibbe carved more, and the cycle continued until, in the early 1870s, he was carving more pipes than anything else.

Henry and his son Anton established the H. Tibbe & Son company, devoting their focus entirely to the carving of corn cob pipes. While their innovative lathe-carving process had already pushed corn cob pipes into relative success, the next innovation the family developed would see corn cob pipes finding a place in the rotations of pipe smokers around the world. In 1878, Henry and Anton applied for a patent describing a process which effectively fireproofed the corn cob bowl by coating the cob with a plaster-like substance, solving a problem which these pipes had faced for years: frequent burnout. This solution was inexpensive and provided durability for the stummels when in a lathe, endowing the pipes with practicality and longevity, and propelling the humble corn cob pipe into immense popularity.

The corn cob pipe has gone on to become an American icon, not only representative of the ideals of hardiness and self-sufficiency, but of the American dream as a whole. Its status is proven only by its prolific presence within American consciousness, being the preferred smoke of cultural figures like Mark Twain, or pop culture characters like Popeye or Frosty the Snowman. One of the more standout smokers of these pipes was U.S. General Douglas MacArthur, who smoked a uniquely stylized imagining of the classic corn cob that he was seldom seen without.

A long-time cigarette smoker, it's unclear when exactly Douglas MacArthur contacted H. Tibbe & Son company (which has been renamed the Missouri Meerschaum company), though the reasons why were more readily apparent: MacArthur wished for them to custom-make him his own style of pipe. After some collaboration, MacArthur and the company settled on a silhouette incorporating elements of Douglas' intended design alongside features from an old corn cob pipe model that had since fallen out of production.
What resulted was nothing short of eye-catching: a pipe that boasted a lengthy reed shank and mouthpiece paired to nearly an entire corn cob for the bowl. The profile of this pipe was absolutely domineering, and it's no surprise that he brought it out at nearly every opportunity facing the media, and the majority of pictures taken of him during wartime in his later years depict him smoking this pipe.