The 2,000,000th post game

Solution to the Trump problem.
No one wants Trump in office again (no one that isn't in his cult)
So replace Biden with Big Mike, that way you have the first woman
president, the first 100% black person, and the first transsexual
All wrapped up in one person, so when people complain you can
more easily call them racist and feel really good about yourself.

And then we nuke at Nuke Nixon.

The Bunker is hardened against nuclear attacks, and I've got 4 or 5 of my own missiles I got working on nuclear subs, all you have to do is fill out the paperwork and say this one is being decommissioned and you drive it to the waste disposal unit and drive right by and install it at home. Easy cheesy lemon breezy.

I think it would have to be a deep bunker down in the earth's crust for anyone to survive

No if it's too far down it can be damaged by shockwaves.
That's why it's built into a mountainside that has large granite deposits.
And if it gets buried in rubble I got the backdoor option.
I thought of everything.

Or you could get a big hot air balloon and fly into space

Not a bad idea, not with a balloon that's not how that works.
But when one of those billionaire guys perfects space travel
and sets up a base on the Moon or Mars, then yeah I'd consider it.

You know there's no word on the two astronauts that are stuck in space right now. I hope they make it home safe

That story is getting memory-holed because the public doesn't
want to read about dead astronauts. And they are well and truly
dead up there, NASA can't save them because of the hurricanes
in the gulf, Kennedy, Cape Canaveral & Vandenberg are all going
to be delayed until the season is over, more than the 43+ that
they have now.

There are other landing areas, China has one, Canada, Russia and now India

Hahahaa that's hilarious, I bet most spacewalkers would agree they'd rather be dead than to have China, Rusia or Gob forgive, India
Canada can't do it Trudeau fvcked up the infrastructure.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
And then we nuke at Nuke Nixon.

Why stop at me, nuke the entire world until nothing is left but ashes and cockroaches.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!

Stop saying that or I'll Falcon, flacon punch you up your anus!!

Yeah don't threaten him with a good time.

Originally posted by rudester
You know there's no word on the two astronauts that are stuck in space right now. I hope they make it home safe

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