The 2,000,000th post game

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I said it first. No takebackzzs

Augh all is well ❤️‍🩹

Peace be with you one and all

Let the universe come together

Must have had that Snickers.

I'm more of a Reese's pieces

Those are good, I could destroy a bag right about now. But I don't have any candy in the house, fvckers disappear on me.

Those always find away to walk away

Hint. They are in your belly

Incorrect, my sister's kids always find my stash, like they have candy sensing superpowers.

Well hide it in the vent before they find your dildo collection 😂

They're not made of candy, dingus. And I keep my bedroom locked at all times. I have trust issues.

Ooh, I just heard you say "why don't you keep your candy stash in your bedroom?" Because it's a temptation and it would be too easy just to reach over and grab something, this way I have to get up and go downstairs and into the kitchen, that's exercise and active intent.

Air vent** you would be surprised how much space is in there

It may be a bit expensive but I was thinking of a hidden wall safe.

But that may be impractical due to our potentially deciding to move elsewhere in the near future.

Then put it in your butthole like a crack head being checked