The 2,000,000th post game

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Riv spam thread.

In order for us to spam at Riv's level we would need a lobotomy and some crack.

Does Riv take crack?

Riv sells crack and I hope for his sake he doesn't partake of his own product.

Waiting for my package is a dangerous game

Afraid porch pirates are going to yoink it?

I was in the elevator I saw a guy with a package. I was trying to look at the name

Anywhere anytime, yes lobby pirates are a easy grab

butt pirates.

Should have security on every floor and cameras and dedicated package areas in the lobby.

Security only comes at night. As for cameras that stops shit

Doesn't help that two elevators are down

Hate to say it but cities are getting uncomfortably diverse and instances of outlaw behaviors are skyrocketing, time to move back to the country middle of nowhere life.

You'd like that wouldn't you. Rodeo dancing, line dancing, hog racing and mudd wrestling

Might as well gonna marry a pig! 🐖

The current American president is Cotton Eye Joe.

Still waiting

Remember 9/11?

Yeah. Remember my foot up ur ass?