The 2,000,000th post game

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Great job riv 👍

He's the hardest working man on this board.

Ya well 😁

We were at the "okay" mall looking for (I can't remember exactly) anyway I go out to the car because it's taking a long ass time and I like walk around the area a little see whats up.

And sure enough my lousy sense of direction gets me lost, so I go into this dilapidated looking building and see if I can find someone to give me directions back to the mall.

I walk all over this place ain't no one around so I go out what I thought was the front door only it's a back door to an alley and another building, so I go in that one and it's long corridors with a common room at the end which is where I end up.

So there's a couple futons scattered around and I go over to one and then notice there's a couple girls laying on them, I go over to an empty one and ask them if they wouldn't mind me sitting here for a minute I been walking around lost forever, they don't mind they don't seem to be entirely coherent either.

I ask them for directions and they point me to a secretary reception area down a corridor, so I go down there and ask the lady at the desk whats up. Then do a double take because this lady is freaking gorgeous like L.A. Rodeo Drive hot, and I notice she's trans (adam's apple) okay sure but dang.

Long story short I got directions back to the mall and jerk off material for at least a week.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
We were at the "okay" mall looking for (I can't remember exactly) anyway I go out to the car because it's taking a long ass time and I like walk around the area a little see whats up.

And sure enough my lousy sense of direction gets me lost, so I go into this dilapidated looking building and see if I can find someone to give me directions back to the mall.

It's called old age and not remembering which way is up'

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I walk all over this place ain't no one around so I go out what I thought was the front door only it's a back door to an alley and another building, so I go in that one and it's long corridors with a common room at the end which is where I end up.

So there's a couple futons scattered around and I go over to one and then notice there's a couple girls laying on them, I go over to an empty one and ask them if they wouldn't mind me sitting here for a minute I been walking around lost forever, they don't mind they don't seem to be entirely coherent either.

Ugh 😩. Where did you enter? 🤔 I'm picturimg a run down used furniture store that needs clients 😕

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I ask them for directions and they point me to a secretary reception area down a corridor, so I go down there and ask the lady at the desk whats up. Then do a double take because this lady is freaking gorgeous like L.A. Rodeo Drive hot, and I notice she's trans (adam's apple) okay sure but dang.

Long story short I got directions back to the mall and jerk off material for at least a week.

Disturbing. Not the trans part but the journey to this secret hidden mall

It's Christmas time and I'm avoiding malls right now. My stomach is giving me attitude lately. I might have some sort of stomach infection.

I'll just give everyone money this year 😜

And let's be rude to rudester for the lulz.

You have a stupid sig.

As the maker of your sig I must inform you I half-assed it. So you got no claim to throw shade on others.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
And let's be rude to rudester for the lulz.

You have a stupid sig.

How about I throw you some money pauper. 😆 You get a lul too

His government doesn't support him because he isn't a Muslim immigrant.

That's racist.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
His government doesn't support him because he isn't a Muslim immigrant.

😯

Do you know how to make Mulligan Stew

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
That's racist.

No that's accurate. You've been brainwashed to accept shitty treatment by a government that hates you.